Yes, I play videogames :)<3
Yes, I drink coke. :) <3
Yah i play vidya gaem 2
Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3
Yes, I use paper towels :)<3
Yes, I use lamps :)<3
Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3
one is not like the others
yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on
THE THRILLING SAGA
Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.
my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit
at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized
IT’S THE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CAT
It’s funny because Americans wont get it
this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
how did you get out of there
i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS
PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK
little kids picking up animals makes me incredibly nervous