If you ask squirrels to take a shift on the neighborhood watch group they’ll say something in squirrel and run away from you.
As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion
THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
No thank you.
The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling
Why love one but eat the other?
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between
Me in every lesson at school
girl r u a beaver
“wanna hang out? when are you free?”
i’m never free, $50 per hang out
when ur mom forgets she gave u money already and gives u more
fucking gordon ramsay
is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?